Mark Austin was assassinated!

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Joe Bettles just payed $1,000,000 to have Mark Austin assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Punched

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Joe Bettles’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”
Mark Austin’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

Joe Bettles’s Site (if available) – http://
Mark Austin’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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