Jimmy was assassinated!
Joe just payed $100,000 to have Jimmy assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Drowned
Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”
Joe’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Jimmy’s Personality Type: “Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”
Joe’s Site (if available) – http://www.google.com
Jimmy’s Site (if available) – http://www.google.com/firefox
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
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