Francis Li was assassinated!

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Joel Lobo just payed $1,000,000 to have Francis Li assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

Joel Lobo’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Francis Li’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

Joel Lobo’s Site (if available) – http://
Francis Li’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Breakin’ On Through

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