bob just payed $1 to have jim assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”

bob’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
jim’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

bob’s Site (if available) – http://
jim’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Great Podcast

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