Renee was assassinated!
Stephanie just payed $1,000,000 to have Renee assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on
Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”
Stephanie’s Personality Type: “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
Renee’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Stephanie’s Site (if available) – http://www.myspace.com/silent_kitten_13
Renee’s Site (if available) – http://
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Reward Them For: Great Personality!
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