robert johnson just payed $500 to have hunter brew assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

robert johnson’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
hunter brew’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”

robert johnson’s Site (if available) –
hunter brew’s Site (if available) –

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being Kind!

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