Samantha just payed $1,000,000 to have Jerry assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Samantha’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Jerry’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

Samantha’s Site (if available) – http://
Jerry’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Breakin’ On Through

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