Bob just payed $1,000,000 to have Declan Abbot assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”

Bob’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Declan Abbot’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”

Bob’s Site (if available) - http://
Declan Abbot’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Nice Blog

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