Joshua just payed $1,000,000 to have Karl stoffers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Joshua’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Karl stoffers’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

Joshua’s Site (if available) - http://
Karl stoffers’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being Great With Their Hands

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