Jeremy just payed $1,000,000 to have Derek Sivers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down,Pistol Whipped,Run off the road,Thrown off a cliff,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

Jeremy’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Derek Sivers’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

Jeremy’s Site (if available) - http://otprecords.com
Derek Sivers’s Site (if available) - http://sivers.org

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Magical Code Wizard

Hire An Assassin: http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassinate-someone
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