Bong just payed $1,000,000 to have Bang assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

Bong’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
Bang’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

Bong’s Site (if available) - http://
Bang’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being A Twitter-Head

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