marcus wagner just payed $1 to have dillan matthews assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

marcus wagner’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
dillan matthews’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

marcus wagner’s Site (if available) - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=399609520
dillan matthews’s Site (if available) - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=119000375&MyToken=68b10499-23e3-4b1a-8a12-38355d42bc23

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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