Rachel just payed $1,000,000 to have Rose assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Rachel’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Rose’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

Rachel’s Site (if available) - http://
Rose’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Knowing How To Live

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