Bill just payed $10,000 to have Sam Reich assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked,Shaved

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation”

Bill’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse..”
Sam Reich’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

Bill’s Site (if available) - http://
Sam Reich’s Site (if available) - http://samreich.com/

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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