Playboy Enterprises founder, majority owner, and Chief Creative Officer was admitted into a local hospital in Beverly Hills today for what doctors are calling a mild stroke. Hefner, or Hef as many call him, did not suffer any loss of motor skills from the stroke, but is under going a full set of tests.

When asked about his condition, Hefner replied, “Don’t be ridiculous! At my age, that’s not a stroke, it’s an orgasm!”

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