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Most of the sales are coming from digital distributors like iTunes, or pay for plays such as Rhapsody. There was one pressing of the actual cd, and there will be no more sent to print.

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Aerosmith’s Tyler in rehab to recover from foot injuries

TylerLOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Steven Tyler checked into a rehab facility in search of a “safe environment” to recover from several foot surgeries and physical therapy, the Aerosmith frontman said in a statement Thursday.

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler says he needed a “safe environment” to recover from his foot surgeries.

Tyler said the surgeries were to correct long-time foot injuries resulting from his physical performances as the singer for the blues-rock band.

“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler said in the statement. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet.”

The 60-year-old was known for heavy drug and alcohol abuse in the 1970s and early 1980s, but completed rehabilitation in 1986, after which Aerosmith enjoyed a successful revival.

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Derek Sivers was assassinated!

September 6th, 2008 @ 12:59 am

Jeremy just payed $1,000,000 to have Derek Sivers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down,Pistol Whipped,Run off the road,Thrown off a cliff,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

Jeremy’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Derek Sivers’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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Karl stoffers was assassinated!

September 6th, 2008 @ 12:44 am

Joshua just payed $1,000,000 to have Karl stoffers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Joshua’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Karl stoffers’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

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Bang was assassinated!

September 3rd, 2008 @ 3:03 am

Bong just payed $1,000,000 to have Bang assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

Bong’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
Bang’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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dylan miller was assassinated!

August 31st, 2008 @ 7:59 pm

chun gorgonite just payed $1,000,000 to have dylan miller assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

chun gorgonite’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
dylan miller’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

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dillan matthews was assassinated!

August 31st, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

marcus wagner just payed $1 to have dillan matthews assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

marcus wagner’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
dillan matthews’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

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Lydia Limas was assassinated!

August 28th, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

Marcin just payed $1000 to have Lydia Limas assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Talks too much
‘Hit’ Method: Drowned

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

Marcin’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Lydia Limas’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”

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