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Lizzy was assassinated!

July 1st, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

Sam just payed $0.05 to have Lizzy assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

Sam’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Lizzy’s Personality Type: “Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”

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Spammi was assassinated!

July 1st, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

Sandra just payed $0.05 to have Spammi assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Sandra ’s Personality Type: “All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.”
Spammi’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

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robert laing was assassinated!

June 29th, 2009 @ 6:40 am

robert laing just payed $20 to have robert laing assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Reads too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

robert laing’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
robert laing’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Jarrod Matthews was assassinated!

June 22nd, 2009 @ 7:05 am

Thomas Coram just payed $1,000,000 to have Jarrod Matthews assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

Thomas Coram’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Jarrod Matthews’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”

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Jarrod Matthews’s Site (if available) - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport

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Susan Harries was assassinated!

June 22nd, 2009 @ 6:42 am

Josh Harries just payed $1,000,000 to have Susan Harries assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

Josh Harries’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Susan Harries’s Personality Type: “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

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Susan Harries was assassinated!

June 22nd, 2009 @ 6:40 am

Josh Harries just payed $1,000,000 to have Susan Harries assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

Josh Harries’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Susan Harries’s Personality Type: “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

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